Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Creativity is not always bred in an \ | environment of tranquility; sometimes | | you have to squeeze a little to get the | \ paste out of the tube. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;