Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ozman's Laws: \ | | | (1) If someone says he will do | | something "without fail," he won't. | | | | (2) The more people talk on the phone, | | the less money they make. | | | | (3) People who go to conferences are | | the ones who shouldn't. | | | | (4) Pizza always burns the roof of your | \ mouth. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;