Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and \ | Others. Bozos are people who band | | together for fun and profit. They have | | no jobs. Anybody who goes on a tour is | | a Bozo. Why does a Bozo cross the | | street? Because there's a Bozo on the | | other side. It comes from the phrase | | vos otros, meaning others. They're the | | huge, fat, middle waist. The archetype | | is an Irish drunk clown with red hair | | and nose, and pale skin. Fields, | | William Bendix. Everybody tends to | | drift toward Bozoness. It has Oz in it. | | They mean well. They're | | straight-looking except they've got | | inflatable shoes. They like their | | comforts. The Bozos have learned to | | enjoy their free time, which is all the | | time. | | | | -- Firesign Theatre, "If Bees Lived | \ Inside Your Head" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;