Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / martin@bdsi.com (no longer valid - \ | where are you now, Martin?) | | | | -- from | \ /usr/src/linux/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;