Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Four thousand throats may be cut in one \ | night by a running man. | | | | -- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove", | \ stardate unknown / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;