Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I think the world is ready for the \ | story of an ugly duckling, who grew up | | to remain an ugly duckling, and lived | | happily ever after. | | | \ -- Chick / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;