Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "Card readers? We don't need no \ | stinking card readers." -- Peter da | | Silva (at the National Academy of | | Sciences, 1965, in a | | | \ particularly vivid fantasy) / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;