Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis \ | 'tis true." -- Poloniouius, in Willie | | the Shake's _Hamlet, Prince of | \ Darkness_ / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;