Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES \ | BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #5 | | | | Trust: | | | | The average woman would really like to | | be told if her mate is fooling around | | behind her back. This same woman | | wouldn't tell her best friend if she | | knew the best friends' mate was having | | an affair. She'll tell all her OTHER | | friends, however. The average man won't | | say anything if he knows that one of | | his friend's mates is fooling around, | | and he'd rather not know if his mate is | | having an affair either, out of fear | | that it might be with one of his | | friends. He will tell all his friends | | about his own affairs, though, so they | | can be ready if he needs an alibi. | | | | Driving: | | | | A typical man thinks he's Mario | | Andretti as soon as he slips behind the | | wheel of his car. The fact that it's an | | 8-year-old Honda doesn't keep him from | | trying to out-accelerate the guy in the | | Porsche who's attempting to cut him | | off; freeway on-ramps are exciting | | challenges to see who has The Right | | Stuff on the morning commute. Does he | | or doesn't he? Only his body shop knows | | for sure. Insurance companies | | understand this behavior, and price | | their policies accordingly. | | | | A woman will slow down to let a car | | merge in front of her, and get | | rear-ended by another woman who was | | busy adding the finishing touches to | \ her makeup. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;