Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / By protracting life, we do not deduct \ | one jot from the duration of death. | | | \ -- Titus Lucretius Carus / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;