Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm going to Vietnam at the request of \ | the White House. President Johnson says | | a war isn't really a war without my | | jokes. | | | \ -- Bob Hope / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;