Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No one can have a higher opinion of him \ | than I have, and I think he's a dirty | | little beast. | | | \ -- W. S. Gilbert / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;