Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Telephone books are like dictionaries \ | -- if you know the answer before you | | look it up, you can eventually reaffirm | | what you thought you knew but weren't | | sure. But if you're searching for | | something you don't already know, your | | fingers could walk themselves to death. | | | \ -- Erma Bombeck / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;