Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / No woman ever falls in love with a man \ | unless she has a better opinion of him | | than he deserves. | | | \ -- Edgar Watson Howe / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;