Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Nominal fee". What an ugly sentence. \ | It's one of those things that implies | | that if you have to ask, you can't | | afford it. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;