Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And the French medical anatomist \ | Etienne Serres really did argue that | | black males are primitive because the | | distance between their navel and penis | | remains small (relative to body height) | | throughout life, while white children | | begin with a small separation but | | increase it during growth -- the rising | | belly button as a mark of progress. | | | | -- S. J. Gould, "Racism and | \ Recapitulation" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;