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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ And the French medical anatomist        \
| Etienne Serres really did argue that    |
| black males are primitive because the   |
| distance between their navel and penis  |
| remains small (relative to body height) |
| throughout life, while white children   |
| begin with a small separation but       |
| increase it during growth -- the rising |
| belly button as a mark of progress.     |
|                                         |
| -- S. J. Gould, "Racism and             |
\ Recapitulation"                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;