Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / An English judge, growing weary of the \ | barrister's long-winded summation, | | leaned over the bench and remarked, | | "I've heard your arguments, Sir | | Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!" Sir | | Geoffrey responded, "That may be, | | Milord, but at least you're better | \ informed!" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;