Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / People who are funny and smart and \ | return phone calls get much better | | press than people who are just funny | | and smart. | | | \ -- Howard Simons, "The Washington Post" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;