Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Why, every one as they like; as the \ | good woman said when she kissed her | | cow. | | | \ -- Rabelais / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;