Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I don't mind what Congress does, as \ | long as they don't do it in the streets | | and frighten the horses. | | | \ -- Victor Hugo / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;