Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I have found little that is good about \ | human beings. In my experience most of | | them are trash. | | | \ -- Sigmund Freud / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;