Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Peace \ | | | If you offer music and food Strangers | | may stop with you; But if you accord | | with the Way All the people of the | | world will keep you In safety, health, | | community, and peace. The Way lacks art | | and flavour; It can neither be seen nor | | heard, But its benefit cannot be | | exhausted. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;