Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Ah, you know the type. They like to \ | blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, | | 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to | | wake up to the fact that life's one | | big, scary, glorious, complex and | | ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- | | and the only reason THEY can't seem to | | keep up is they're a bunch of misfits | | and losers." | | | | -- an analysis of neo-Nazis and such, | \ Badger comics / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;