Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Love, which is quickly kindled in a \ | gentle heart, | | | | seized this one for the fair form | | | | that was taken from me-and the way of | | it afficts me still. Love, which | | absolves no loved one from loving, | | | | seized me so strongly with delight in | | him, | | | | that, as you see, it does not leave me | | even now. Love brought us to one death. | | | | -- La Divina Commedia: Inferno V, vv. | \ 100-06 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;