Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'm changing the CHANNEL ... But all I \ | get is commercials for "RONCO MIRACLE | \ BAMBOO STEAMERS"! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;