Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Have you noticed the way people's \ | intelligence capabilities decline | | sharply the minute they start waving | | guns around? | | | \ -- Dr. Who / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;