Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / History tends to exaggerate. \ | | | -- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain", | \ stardate 5906.4 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;