Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Real computer scientists don't write \ | code. They occasionally tinker with | | `programming systems', but those are so | | high level that they hardly count (and | | rarely count accurately; precision is | \ for applications). / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;