Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The English country gentleman galloping \ | after a fox -- the unspeakable in full | | pursuit of the uneatable. | | | | -- Oscar Wilde, "A Woman of No | \ Importance" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;