Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / All other things being equal, a bald \ | man cannot be elected President of the | | United States. | | | \ -- Vic Gold / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;