Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Johnson's First Law: \ | | | When any mechanical contrivance fails, | | it will do so at the | | | \ most inconvenient possible time. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;