Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Rulers \ | | | The best rulers are scarcely known by | | their subjects; The next best are loved | | and praised; The next are feared; The | | next despised: They have no faith in | | their people, And their people become | | unfaithful to them. When the best | | rulers achieve their purpose Their | | subjects claim the achievement as their | | own. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;