Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Committee Rules: \ | | | (1) Never arrive on time, or you will | | be stamped a beginner. | | | | (2) Don't say anything until the | | meeting is half over; this | | | | stamps you as being wise. | | | | (3) Be as vague as possible; this | | prevents irritating the | | | | others. | | | | (4) When in doubt, suggest that a | | subcommittee be appointed. | | | | (5) Be the first to move for | | adjournment; this will make you | | | | popular -- it's what everyone is | \ waiting for. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;