Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "There are three principal ways to lose \ | money: wine, women, and engineers. | | While the first two are more pleasant, | | the third is by far the more certain." | | | \ -- Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;