Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To a Californian, a person must prove \ | himself criminally insane before he is | | allowed to drive a taxi in New York. | | For New York cabbies, honesty and | | stopping at red lights are both | | optional. | | | | -- From "East vs. West: The War Between | \ the Coasts / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;