Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I'll carry your books, I'll carry a \ | tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry | | forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, | | Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll | | even Hara Kari if you show me how, but | | I will *not* carry a gun." | | | \ -- Hawkeye, M*A*S*H / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;