Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / [From the operation manual for the \ | CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made in | | Japan]: | | | | The excellent output machine of MODEL | | CI-300 as extraordinary DOT MATRIX LINE | | PRINTER, built in two MICRO-PROCESSORs | | as well as EAROM, is featured by | | permitting wonderful co-existence such | | as; "high quality against low cost," | | "diversified functions with compact | | design," "flexibility in accessibleness | | and durability of approx. 2000,000,00 | | Dot/Head," "being sophisticated in | | mechanism but possibly agile operating | | under noises being extremely | | suppressed" etc. | | | | And as a matter of course, the final | | goal is just simply to help achieve | | "super shuttle diplomacy" between cool | | data, perhaps earned by HOST COMPUTER, | \ and warm heart of human being. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;