Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Pete: Waiter, this meat is bad. Waiter: \ \ Who told you? Pete: A little swallow. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;