Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, \ | and the owner came forward to serve | | him. Nasrudin said, "First things | | first. Did you see me walk into your | | shop?" | | | | "Of course." | | | | "Have you ever seen me before?" | | | | "Never." | | | \ "Then how do you know it was me?" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;