Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / To live is always desirable. \ | | | -- Eleen the Capellan, "Friday's | \ Child", stardate 3498.9 / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;