Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Quality Control, n.: \ | | | The process of testing one out of every | | 1,000 units coming off | | | | a production line to make sure that at | \ least one out of 100 works. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;