Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Psychoanalysis is that mental illness \ | for which it regards itself a therapy. | | | \ -- Karl Kraus / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;