Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Marvin the Nature Lover spied a \ | grasshopper hopping along in the grass, | | and in a mood for communing with | | nature, rare even among full-fledged | | Nature Lovers, he spoke to the | | grasshopper, saying: "Hello, friend | | grasshopper. Did you know they've named | | a drink after you?" | | | | "Really?" replied the grasshopper, | | obviously pleased. "They've named a | \ drink Fred?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;