Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I went home with a waitress, The way I \ | always do. How I was I to know? She was | | with the Russians too. | | | | I was gambling in Havana, I took a | | little risk. Send lawyers, guns, and | | money, Dad, get me out of this. | | | | -- Warren Zevon, "Lawyers, Guns and | \ Money" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;