Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The most important thing in a \ | relationship between a man and a woman | | is that one of them be good at taking | | orders. | | | \ -- Linda Festa / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;