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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Even in the moment of our earliest      \
| kiss, When sighed the straitened bud    |
| into the flower, Sat the dry seed of    |
| most unwelcome this; And that I knew,   |
| though not the day and hour. Too        |
| season-wise am I, being country-bred,   |
| To tilt at autumn or defy the frost:    |
| Snuffing the chill even as my fathers   |
| did, I say with them, "What's out       |
| tonight is lost." I only hoped, with    |
| the mild hope of all Who watch the leaf |
| take shape upon the tree, A fairer      |
| summer and a later fall Than in these   |
| parts a man is apt to see, And sunny    |
| clusters ripened for the wine: I tell   |
| you this across the blackened vine.     |
|                                         |
| -- Edna St. Vincent Millay, "Even in    |
| the Moment of                           |
|                                         |
\ Our Earliest Kiss", 1931                /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;