Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen \ | an eagle fly. | | | | -- John Denver | | | | [I saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, | \ I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;