Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Lactomangulation, n.: \ | | | Manhandling the "open here" spout on a | | milk carton so badly | | | | that one has to resort to using the | | "illegal" side. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;