Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / : How would you disambiguate these \ | situations? | | | | By shooting the person who did the | | latter. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710290235.SAA02444@wall.org> / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;