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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING     \
| PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds   |
| of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm  |
| about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of  |
| a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED   |
| OIL and SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, |
| I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,  |
| BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY   |
| TISSUES from a warm-blooded animal      |
| someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That    |
| was GOOD!! For DESSERT, I'll have a     |
| TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a      |
\ stone-ground, WHOLE WHEAT BUN!!         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;