Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING \ | PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds | | of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm | | about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of | | a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED | | OIL and SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, | | I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE, | | BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY | | TISSUES from a warm-blooded animal | | someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That | | was GOOD!! For DESSERT, I'll have a | | TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a | \ stone-ground, WHOLE WHEAT BUN!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;